Well, Halloween had to be a blast this year. Let me say, I got 3 garbage bags of candy. Don't you love it when people leave candy in bowls outside their houses?

Well, first off, we pissed in one. It was just pretzels anyway. The second one, and essentially all the other ones we found, I stole. Meaning, I stole the bowl AND the candy. So I'm sitting on enough candy to feed a kindergartener for a year. Other than that, I swiped a few more garden gnomes (Just a fetish of mine) and TP'd some houses. I lacked eggs, so that sucked.

Someone opened their door, and my friend yelled, "THIS IS SPARTAAAA!" and then kicked over a display. We subsequently ran like hell until we got to a different neighborhood. We saw them trolling their neighborhood later, looking for us. XD

In short, Halloween was epic this year.